Thursday, March 12, 2009
grun•gry (grən' grE) adj. a state of being simultaneously unhappy and famished, which causes the symptoms of both to increase exponentially.
Friday, July 18, 2008
pen•mas•tic (pen'' mas' təc) adj. The quality of being able to mark a surface, as a pen or pencil, e.g., This rock is penmastic.
Monday, September 04, 2006
fur•ni•ture Dar•win•ism (f&r' nə'' chər dähr' whə'' niz əm) n. The theory that only the fittest furniture will survive the moving process and be incorporated into a new place of residence; i.e., any furniture that blows off the back of a truck is not worth owning.
Sunday, February 19, 2006
jon•time•warp fac•tor (jon' tIm'' wOrp fak'' tər) n. The time differential between the time Jon estimates an event will occur, e.g. his arrival, and the actual time of the occurrence.
Monday, November 14, 2005
sleep•i•fy (slEp' ə fI'') v. To sleep in a comatose like state. --sleep•i•fied n.
re•tard•nor•mal (rE' tärd nOr'' məl) adj. Conforming to the typical range of behavior for one who is retarded and/or abnormal.
re•tard•nor•mal (rE' tärd nOr'' məl) adj. Conforming to the typical range of behavior for one who is retarded and/or abnormal.
Sunday, October 02, 2005
con•tang•u•late (kən tang' ü lAt'') v. To become tangled in or with, i.e., I’m all contangulated in this shirt. --con•tang’u•lat’’ed n.
un•dog (ən dog') v. To undo or release from its present state.
bob (bob') n. [Abbr. thingamabob] An item whose name has been forgotten or not recalled due to laziness; a whatchamacallit.
un•dog (ən dog') v. To undo or release from its present state.
bob (bob') n. [Abbr. thingamabob] An item whose name has been forgotten or not recalled due to laziness; a whatchamacallit.
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
eye•muff (I' məf) n. Covering for the eye, such as an eyelid or hand. Often used as a command, i.e., Eyemuffs! for one to cover one's eyes before lights are turned on.
